I will admit that Maren Morris isn’t usually the first thing my New Wave loving heart reaches for, but she does have a couple of songs that just crack me up in the best way. This is one of them.

I understand there are some certain misguided souls who think sedition isn’t really a conviction-worthy offense. That is so incorrect. When you take out the trash, don’t just leave it in the yard. Go ahead and put it in the bin by the curb.

Warning: there are a couple of grown-up words in this song. Have a good week.