I had several ideas of what to present for today’s earworm, and I think I’ve settled on this really weird one. It’s a cover of Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal,” which is a great song. Normally I’d go for the Alien Ant Farm cover, because it’s so much fun and because the video has a veritable slew of excellent references to Michael Jackson’s career, but instead, I’m just going to leave this here and allow you to make of it what you will.