So, here in the US the presidential campaign starts a couple of years before the election. And since everyone and their nephew has decided to run for the GOP nomination — with the exception of Rick Perry, who was doing it but who has since dropped out — we’ve been having debates. Big Kid Debates and Little Kiddie Table Debates (not my epithets), in fact. You have to be in the Top 10 to get into the Big Kid Debate, and the LKDs happen earlier in the afternoon for the lower-ranking candidates.
Back in July, HuffPo decided to quit covering Donald Trump’s campaign in the politics section. They’re still covering it completely, but just in the entertainment section, because Trump is, as they said, “a special case.” They didn’t want to give him credibility as a serious contender. Yet he manages to persist. Quite a phenomenon, as US politics seem to be filled with these days.
So back in 2012, I held a haiku contest on this blog during the Democratic nominating convention; it was fun and entertaining, and I’d like to invite you all to share your thoughts on the debates with us this time around. All political perspectives are welcome. Leave a haiku (any interpretation of that form you can validate) in the comments section below, and if you leave your email address too (or send it to me in a private message to forest of diamonds at gmail dot com with “GOP debates haiku” in the subject line), I’ll send you a free copy of Finis. (ebook) for participating.
Let the fun begin!
Honestly, nowadays, I can’t tell whether I’m watching a GOP debate, or some reality TV comedy. Whether that’s due to Trump, I can’t say for sure, but when I see these candidates squabbling amongst themselves, with Trump all-the-while hurling insults like some 10-year-old kid, I don’t know whether to laugh at all these grown men acting like kids, or cringe at the idea of anyone in this peanut gallery leading our country.
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Speaking as the parent of a ten-year-old kid and someone who knows, consequently, a lot of other ten-year-old kids, I can say with authority that the ten-year-olds I know are far more polite and kind than the candidates have been.
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If the GOP debate was Everybody loves Raymond, Trump would absolutely be Frank, as insulting as it may be (Not for Trump, but for Frank.)
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Haiku to Donald Trump:
The drama queen comes
Spitting hellfire and slander
Spotlights shine on him.
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